STRANGE CONCOCTIONS OF FOOD.

1. PEANUT BUTTER AND CUCUMBER SANDWICHES.
2. LUNCHEON MEAT ON LITE BUTTERED TOAST, WITH SAGE AND ONION + MUSHROOMS MIXED INTO THE SAGE AND ONION.
3. SUGAR SNAP PEAS.
4. OMMLETTE WITH TOMATO AND MUSHROOMS+ CHOPPED RADISH.
5. TOTMATO AND ONION ON WHOLE MEAL BAP.
6. COTTAGE PIE AND BROCCOLI FLORRETS.
7. SWEETCORN PASTA BAKE.  ICELAND £1.
8. VEGE PASTY.  LOCALLY MADE.  £1.30.
9. SWEETCORN PASTA.  SAINSBURY'S £1.09.
10. VEGEBURGERS.  SAINSBURY'S TWO BOXES OF 8 EACH FOR £3.
11. LASSANGIA.  PASTA YET AGAIN!
12. SAINBURY'S BASIC IRISH STEW.  DON'T BUY THEM YET.  THEY'RE TOO EXPENSIVE.  THEY USED TO BE 42P.  NOW THEY ARE 80P A TIN.  THAT'S A MASSIVE INCREASE OF 38P.
13. OMMELETTE.  TAKE 3 COOKED SPROUTS.  PLACE THEM INTO SAGE AND ONION MIX.  THEN ADD MASHED POTATOE/GREEN BEANS/CARROTS ETC.  POUR A LITTLE EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL INTO A FRYING PAN.  ADD THE ENTIRE MIXTURE.  COOK UNTIL LIGHT BROWN.